Moore's accepting the invitation to address both the U.S. Senate and U.S. House of Representatives has received rare bi-partisan praise. Speaker of the House John Boehner, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell all agree that a speech by WCEFAS President Moore would draw attention away from the disaster that they have made of the U.S. economy.
Vice President Joe Biden said that he was keen to know if WCEFAS President Moore had seen any of the MVP movies with the chimpanzee.
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said she wanted to see Harry Moore in person, having used her misgotten Stimulus funds to buy ten thousand copies of the Poolside Harry Moore. She added that, despite her party having minority status in the house, she deserved to have a seat next to WCEFAS President at the State Banquet to be held on the eve of the speech. "I have enormous admiration for President Moore's virility!" she insisted.
Moore, asked if his decision to be nice to President Obama was ill-advised given the fact that there was strong evidence that the Committee to Re-Elect President Obama had taken part in the plot to assassinate him only two days earlier, said "One of the duties of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society is to act as the Expatdom ambassador to the United States. I take my presidential duties seriously, and have to put my personal feelings aside! I love America! I admire America! My best friends are Americans! I won't hold the actions of a crazy cabal of Leftists against America. I consider this speech to be one of the most important of my WCEFAS presidency!"
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