"It will be a wonderful evening of festive cheer, great drink specials, and your favorite Christmas food with all the fixings! You will be able to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you wanted for Christmas. You will get to see real reindeer which we will have specially flown in from Norway, and midgets and dwarfs dressed up as elves will hold 3-D printer seminars to show you how you can make your own toys! Tickets 300 rmb for person. 150 rmb for your mini-me's!" said the manager of the pub, Moe Muggins.
Asked why it was that they would be holding their Christmas Party in January instead of December, Muggins told the WCE Blog that they had forgotten all about Christmas when they had planned their December schedule of pub events. "So must of December, you can attend our baseball nights and beach parties! December 25th, we will hold our regular Friday get-drunk-for-cheap night!" said Muggins.
Those Chileans are for shit!
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of clowns!