Clouds of War gathering in the Wuxi China Expatdom?

As far as the WCE Blog can determine, the March 1 Harry Moore booking conflict between the Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society and the Wuxi China Expatdom DVD Appreciation Society has not been resolved, and the Expatdom is rife with rumors that war between the two organizations which share the same acronym could break as early as March 2.

There have reports of heavy infantry and tank movements,  military aircraft flyovers and camouflaged amphibious aircraft carriers parked along Xueqian road where the two organizations both have offices.

In response to the rumors of a WCEDVDAS war, panicky Wuxi Expats have been stocking up on canned foods, DVDs and Tsingtao Beer.  As well, the Wuxi China Expatdom religious community has held prayer services for peace at the million churches, mosques, synagogues and temples in the Wuxi China Expatdom.  Wuxi Sexpats, in turn, have been extra active with Bar Girls and have set up a sanctuary for them which they say they will keep open whether there is a war or not.

The eyes of the Wuxi China Expatdom will be on Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President Harry Moore the evening of March 1 when he is still scheduled to deliver a lecture to both WCEDVDAS grand conventions at 700 p.m.   Unfortunately, the conventions are being held in different parts of the Expatdom making it physically impossible fro President Moore to speak to both organizations at the same time.  By only speaking to one, Moore would offend the other of the WCEDVDAS groups and both of them would see it as a casus belli to attack the other WCEDVDAS.