World Leaders express concern over Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President's Double-Booking

Leaders, the world over, whether democratically elected or dictators, have expressed concern over Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President Harry Moore's double-booking conflict.  The WCEFAS President had been booked to be speak at two WCEDVDAS conventions at seven p.m. on March 1.  The booking conflict occurred because the two organizations, the Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society and the Wuxi China Expatdom DVD Appreciation Society share the same acronym.  World Leaders have offered President Moore varying advice about what to do.

Kim Jung Un, North Korea leader, issued a declaration stating that President Moore should address the Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society Convention.  Un said his father, the great leader King Jung Il, loved nothing more, than when he wasn't doing his dictatoring job, to throw up his feet and watch episodes of the Dick Van Dyke Show.

U.S. President Obama blamed the double-booking conflict on the Bush Administration.  He said that the solution was for everyone to work together under the auspices of centrally-bureaucratized government to find common ground.  "What folks need and want is for everyone to move beyond their differences and work together.  This calls for political leadership with vision.  Everyone can't just avoid paying taxes.  They must paid their fair share!  I will not rest until some solution satisfying to everyone is found by me!" said Obama.

U.S. Vice President Joe Biden said that President Moore should just go to both conventions at the same time.  Asked if he was more of a DVD fancier or a Dick Van Dyke fan, Biden said he liked watching t.v. on Betamax.

Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that President Moore should address the WCEDVDAS that had less Jews in it.

Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard said she wished President Moore would cancel both speaking engagements and come over to her place that evening.

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper said that President Moore should toss a coin.

Pope Benedict XVI said President Moore should pray for guidance.

The minority leader of the U.S. House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, also expressed a desire that President Moore cancel both engagements and come over to her place that evening.

Hugo Chavez, dictator of Venezuela, said President Moore should address the WCEDVDAS that had less Americans in it.

WCEFAS President Moore, who is in Washington D.C. to attend a film premiere at Ford's Theater, was unavailable for comment.