Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Wuxi Expat wants to marry the Ling Shan Big Buddha



Henrietta Nabors, a Wuxi Expat from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, wants to marry the Big Buddha at Lingshan near Wuxi, China.

Nabors said it was love at first sight when she laid his eyes on the Big Buddha.  "I came to Ling Shan expecting to fall into a tourist trap.  Instead I fell in love!  Despite what Let's Go says about the Ling Shan Big Buddha, I was instantly entranced!  I broke through security because Ihad to fondle, grope and caress all 100 meters of him from the top of his head to the bottom of lotus pedestal on which he stands."

Nabors told the WCE Blog that she had filed an application for a wedding license with the Wuxi China Expatdom Marriage Bureau.

Gabriel Conroy, spokesman for the WCE Marriage Bureau, says he may not be able to grant a wedding license to Nabors. "The Ling Shan Big Buddha belongs to the locals, is a religious shrine and we would be infringing on local sovereignty if we permitted Nabors to marry it." said Conroy in an exclusive interview with the WCE Blog.

Friends of Nabors say she has threatened suicide if she cannot marry her 88m tall Adonis.

The Wuxi China Expatdom is the only jurisdiction in the world to permit Human -- Inanimate Object marriage.

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