Tuesday, before a Standing Room Only crowd of male admirers and the World Media, Mango, the Prime Minister of the Wuxi China Expatdom ate Fettuccine Alfredo at the WCE Parliament Cafeteria's Italian night
Spectators fainted or blushed as the broad, flat Fettuccine noodles boiled to perfect Al Dente firmness were sucked through Mango's full, thick, and well-defined lips.
Mango having devoured all the noodles, used a spoon to lap up the remaining golden sauce.
Cafeteria staff, blushed with pride, as Mango's tongue curled slowly around the Prime Ministerial lips in a gesture of complete pleasure and satisfaction had.
With the noodles, Mango sensually consumed some Tsingtao Beer, the local golden amber ambrosia -- only 10 rmb a bottle at Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District.
With the greatest respect to PM Mango,
ReplyDeleteI must say that, where I come from, such behaviour would border upon "committing an indecent act in a public place". !
However, Mango is sacrosanct of course. Australia's Kevin Rudd appeared on national tv
yesterday in an address to the nation. He explained this to us. (though Kevin did have some difficulties translating the word "gourmandizing", into fluent Mandarin).
I am glad to hear Australia is trying to overcome tis long history of puritanism.
ReplyDeleteits long history, I should say
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