At a crowded meeting held at Gambays last night,
PM Mango said that "for too long, we've been losing
mega-revenues to such places as Botswana, Kruger National Park, etc.
We want to hear the clicking of tourist's cameras here, as well of course,
as the clinking of cash-registers!".
"We have", he went on "purchased 18 second-hand safari-tour buses,
and they'll be delivered here within the next fortnight. We had to do some
hard-nosed haggling for these. But hordes of wallet-toting tourists will flock here."
A visibly-shaken Hans Klingner, rose to voice his dissent. "As you all know,
I grew-up living amongst the Boers of the Transvaal, so I'm an authority
on wild animals". Klingner asked where exactly the fenced-off and secured
wildlife reserve would be situated - "these are wild and potentially-ferocious
creatures, and we don't want those safari bus people exposed to such dangers as being
ripped-apart, or devoured!".
" 'fenced-off'!?", retorted PM Mango sharply, "not at all, they will roam the Expatdom at-will. Lions, cheetah, hippopotami, crocodiles and other species will be able to go
wherever they choose. Streets, lanes, backyard gardens - anywhere at all really."
"Right now, as I speak, six truckloads of baboons, around 1200 in number, are being released
into the 1912 Bar District!".
Kennesaw "Hui Shan" Landis, then asked to be excused from the room, as he needed
to hastily change his trousers.
Six truckloads of Baboons! Are these real baboons? Or have they unloaded a truckload of Sexpats, Nanjing Expats, Suzhou Expats, or (fill-in-the blank) in the Expatdom?
ReplyDeleteBe that as it may, if they are real Baboons the level of civilization in the Wuxi Expat Pub community has been raised.