Saturday, March 19, 2011

Wuxi China Sexpats and Nudists to celebrate the 200th anniversary of Luddism

2011 is the 200th anniversary and the two main opposition parties in the Wuxi China Expatdom plan to celebrate the day in style, with many events around the realm.  The two party leaders, Poop and Hefner, have encouraged Wuxi Expats to celebrate primitivism and rally against all forms of technology. 
 
Iggy Poop, leader of the Opposition Nudist Party, believes the actions of Mr. Han, the Lamborghini owner, are really Luddite in meaning.  He hopes that Wuxi Expats will set fire to their computers, cars, industrially manufactured clothes, and anything made by Western Civilization on the Luddite anniversary.
 
John Hefner, leader of the Wuxi Sexpats, bemoaning the fact that technology has made women independent of their two only functions in life, hoped that Sexpats and Expats alike will destroy all labour-saving devices in their homes, to mark the anniversary.

Mango, Prime Minister and leader of the Naturist Party said the celebrations were silly since "Humans' doings are just as natural as the things you see the Baboons do the 1912 Bar District."

1 comment:

  1. I think that baboons are very engaging animals.
    They are very social, and sociable, in nature.
    And, they are believed to possess an extremely high level of intelligence, including the ability to make intuitive mental-leaps.
    Probably second only to homo sapiens as regards the neocortex department.

    However! Naturalist who've studied baboons report that, as regards to reproduction, their behaviours are repulsive! Apparently, adult baboons will try-it-on with just about anything that moves.

    Yet, there are Sexpats in the WCE who share similar tendencies in that regard, now that I think of it......

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