Wuxi China Expat Government Bureaucrat from Sweden has "near-life" experience

Lars Larsen, Wuxi China Expatdom's longest serving bureaucrat, was reported to have had a "near-life" experience today at his office in the WCE Government Complex.  Clinically dead for the past five years, Larsen, a long-time Wuxi Expat from Sweden, has not let the fact of his death stop him from coming work in the WCE department of taxation.  Sitting at his desk in the department's reception area, Larsen has won the WCE's government worker of the year award five years running.

Monday morning, about ten a.m., fellow bureaucrats saw him get up from his desk.  He exclaimed that he was "falling away from the light".      Fellow bureaucrats panicked, worried that they may have to get up from their comfy chairs as well.  But quickly as he arose, he fell back into his stupor, and all present breathed a sigh of relief.

Head of the Union of WCE government workers, "Bruiser" Malloy, filed a grievance saying all government workers should have been given a day off, and been permitted to take part in the grief-counselling workshop being run at Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi.