Saturday, March 19, 2011

King of Wuxi China Expatdom holds talks with Azananian Emperor Seth on Energy Issues

Gorzo the Mighty, King of the Wuxi China Expatdom; and Seth, Emperor of Azania, Chief of Chiefs of Sakuyu, Lord of Wanda, Tyrant of the Seas, Bachelor of the Arts of Oxford University; held talks on energy issues, on the eve of Gorzo's marriage to Azanian princess Ayira: the Chosen One.

Gorzo said the marriage will not only establish an alliance that will be "as lasting as the heavens", but "a long-lasting economic partnership that will benefit the subjects of the two realms as well as their children and their children and their children....."

"Azania has the largest proven reserves of of the sweetest crude petroleum in the world", said Gorzo, "which my good friend Seth has been reluctant to exploit because, as he says, it is hard to find people you can trust and the fact that dynastic marriages have fallen out of fashion. My marrying Ayira, is the dawning of an age of cheap, everlasting energy!"

Azania and the Wuxi China Expatdom have signed an energy agreement that gives WCE Petro companies exclusive refining rights. In return, the Wuxi China Expatdom will help turn Azania into a modern nation through sharing of technological expertise and educational resources. "Think of Azania as the new Canada, without the Trudeau silliness!" said Gorzo.

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