Friday, March 18, 2011

Wuxi China Expats inspired by Mr. Han, the Lamborghini owner, to destroy things.

The story of a Mister Han, from Qingdao, Shandong province, hiring nine workers to destroy his Lamborghini in the defense of Customer Service has inspired many Wuxi Expats to do the same sort of thing, and some Expats, for reasons other than bad customer service.

A million Wuxi Expats rented two steam-rollers to flatten their Dwight Eisenhower bobble-head dolls.  Incensed at the owner of Gambay's Pub refusal to accept returns of the dolls, after the former IEF commander was disgraced by revelations of connections to the Ayatollah of Mordor, the Expats seized on the idea of using steamrollers after hearing about Mister Han.

Several Wuxi China Expats from Ontario, Canada set fire to their pants for no discernible reason other than they were inspired by Mister Han, and seeing other Wuxi Expats destroy things.

Customers at Hardy's Har Har Comedy Club, rented mechanical vices to squeeze their heads to protest a unfunny stand-up performance by U.S. Secretary of State Hilary Clinton.  Other customers deliberately stepped on banana peels.

Customers, not liking beer at some Wuxi Expat Pubs, that aren't named Gambay's, decided to pour the beers into Taihu Lake, only to discover that the pubs had been serving Taihu Lake water to them to begin with.

Not happy with his Friday night escort, a Wuxi Sexpat married the girl and quickly divorced her in a very public way.  Another not liking his Japanese anatomically correct robot babe, decided to hire robot assassins to liquidate the babe on Wuxi's Zhongshan Road Saturday afternoon.

4 comments:

  1. The behaviours of Mr Han, and Expatdom's citizens, have inspired me, at this distant-location, to do likewise.

    This morning, I carried my armchair out of the apartment and tossed it over the (3-storey) railing onto the railway tracks below.

    Next, I intend to remove my pants, place them in the microwave, and set it on 'high', for 30 minutes.

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  2. Mango should do puts pants in the microwave.

    The world wants to see Mango in hot pants!

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