Al Gore" "Wuxi China Expatdom's Abdominal Snowman Invented The Internet"

Former VP Al Gore, and his wife, Tipper, are currently in the Expatdom
to discuss a range of really, really important matters.

Although barred from entering the WCE Parliament, Gore held an impromptu media conference on the sidewalk, just opposite Papa Johannes. Addressing a media contingent and crowd estimated to at around five people, Al Gore said that he
was in the Expatdom for two reasons.

"I am here", he said, "to provide my expert commentary on the Presidential
elections. After all, I do have inside information on all the candidates, as well as
knowledge of the internal machinations of the Parties. I honestly thought that Gonzo The Mighty, and your PM Mango would want to hear my predictions, yet, it seems that for them, right now is inconvenient. Truth is, I've also come here to launch a
fundraising campaign to help save your Hui Shan Abdominal Snowman."

Al Gore said that the Information Superhighway had been invented by the Abdominal Snowman. Gore said that "he, or she - we aren't sure of the gender yet so it could be the Snow-woman - devised optical fibre networking in 1994.
"It is crucial that your Abdominal Snowman/woman be protected. It has contributed a hundred trillion dollars to world commerce, so Tipper and I are here to save the
savant-creature".

A spokesperson for PM Mango said that both he and Gonzo The Mighty have not scheduled any talks with Al and Tipper, and, "actually, we hope they'll go away - we sure don't want Al's old boss coming here as well."