Wuxi Expat drops out of the U.S. Presidential Race

Groovy Henson, Wuxi Expat and English Teacher, announced today that he has suspended his 2012 U.S. Presidential campaign.  Having garnered no votes in any of the Republican primaries, and not having recorded any support in any polls, Henson told the WCE Blog that he saw the writing on the wall and decided to withdraw from the race.

Asked why his campaign never got off the ground, Henson blamed the fact that he was stuck in Wuxi and so wasn't able to campaign in America, prejudice against recreational drug users and alcoholics, misunderstandings about his past personal life which included three divorces and several young illegitimate children back stateside, and Ron Paul stealing all his best ideas.  "Paul was too old, man!  I, like, had the same ideas, and being, like 41, I could of served the whole eight years!"

Asked who he would endorse, Henson said "Paul of course.  You know, he is right about the man and how we got to stop him from getting too big and taking our freedom to smoke what we want!  I also like his foreign policy!  Peace man!  Every Dude wants peace!"