Wuxi China Expat Conspiracy Theorist Alliance questions the existence of just one Harry Moore

Jim Garrison, president of the Wuxi China Expat Conspiracy Theorist Alliance (WCECTA), says his organization doubts there is only one Wuxi Expat named Harry Moore.

"It is really hard to believe that one Wuxi Expat named Harry Moore could possibly have accomplished all that he is said to have accomplished. How are we to believe the powers-that-be that say that one man named Harry Moore is an double inductee into the Wuxi Expat Hall of Fame, a best-selling author, an international sex symbol, a government official administering over a thousand Wuxi China Expatdom Colonies, an orator capable of galvanizing millions of listeners with his words, a leading scholar of the cinema, the chief executive of the leading film appreciation society in the world, a survivor a million assassination attempts, a lover to more women that Wilt Chamberlain, and an amasser of better baseball statistics than the great Babe Ruth? Ten superb individuals combined could never have accomplished such wondrous things! I submit to you that there must be at least ten Wuxi Expats named Harry Moore!" said Garrison to the 2012 annual WCECTA congress.

Thierry Mason, vice-president of the WCECTE, presented his theory that elements of Mossad, the Cheka, the CIA, the FDA, the WCECIA, WCEKGB, and the WCEFA have built ten remote -- controlled Harry Moore robots to complement the twin Harry Moores who pose as models and also make love to all the movie starlets.

Jim Marrs, president of the Venice Gardens chapter of the WCECTA, said he had proof that there were Harry Moore Quintuplets until men wearing black coats and sunglasses, and driving Black SUVs paid him a visit and stole his 1966 Harry Moore Quintuplet Calendar.

James Douglass, president of the Wanke Glamourous City Chapter of the WCECTA, said that Sasquatch, the Abominable Snowmen, the Loch Ness Monster, Al Gore Junior, Elvis Presley, the people really responsible for 9-11, and all the members of the JFK assassination conspiracy including the gunmen, wore Harry Moore suits and that that was why "Harry Moore" had seemingly accomplished so much.

WCECTA President Garrison concluded the WCECTA congress with a plea to the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Police Force and the Wuxi China Expatdom parliament to conduct a strip-search of Harry Moore and see if his body resembled that represented in the massive international best-selling work of literature the Poolside Harry Moore.