Wuxi Expat says he will stay in bed for the whole Spring Festival

Felix Navada, English Teacher working at the Dunghill Kindergarten in the Hui Shan District of Wuxi, says he is going to stay in bed for the whole Spring Festival holiday.

Said Navada: "I get nine days off.  There isn't any point in going anywhere 'cause its too crowded.  Facto Ipso, there is no point in leaving the apartment.  Cetibus Quid Bono Phono, I will stay in bed for all of the Spring Festival.  I may not even get up to use the bathroom!  It is, after all, my destiny!"

Navada said he got the idea to not get out of bed by attending a Self-Help Seminar put on by a Doctor Phil Zaius.

Patrons of Dangle's Participle, a pub serving Wuxi English teachers, say that Navada doesn't like to get up at the best of times.