El Presidente of the Wuxi China Expatdom's Rifle Association (WCERA), Andis Kaulins, expressed his shock and disgust when his speech was interrupted by the naked-man, Opel. Andis Kaulins was in Bogota, Colombia, one of the new colonial Expatdoms recently absorbed into the WCE.
Delivering his keynote address,('Abandon, Rip-Up, and Shred, All Anti-Gun Laws') to 25 million Bogota Expats in the Plaza del Revolucione-But-Not-Much-Evolucione, Andis Kaulins was outraged by the streaker, who has already disrupted speeches given by the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society's (WCEFAS) Harry Moore.
Reacting quickly, Presidente Andis Kaulins spoke to Harry Moore, seated in the front row, and called for his favourite gun, an M14-EBR, which Andis Kaulins has affectionately dubbed "The Call of Duty".
Firing 226,000 rounds at the floor near streaker Opel, Andis Kaulins shrieked "dance varmint, dance!", (in the orthodox Western-movie fashion), however Opel fled the Plaza unharmed. Andis Kaulins yelled an expletive phrase at Opel, which, loosely translates to "go take a funny walk".
Sources in the WCE said that an APB has been radioed to Chief Inspector Harry Callahan, as it is believed that Opel is a disenfranchised Suzhou Expatdom colonial.
Speaking of South America, can anyone tell me
ReplyDeleteif it is true about the Amazon women?
It is said that they are a tribe of really big, tall, and tough women.
Do they only live near the Amazon River? Has anyone ever seen an Amazon woman here in the Wuxi China Expatdom??
The wife of the WCE Prime Minister is an Amazonian Princess, but she comes from an island off the coast of the USA.
ReplyDeleteHe is one tough broad. Almost as tough as WCE Queen Ayira: The Chosen One.
In the Wuxi China Expatdom, you can also see Yangtze River Woman who live near the Yangtze River. They are steel rods in a thin package.
I'm sure glad that Andis Kaulins had his gun ready. Phew! Imagine if that naked-man had said: "say hello to my little friend!!".
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