Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister Mango and his wife, the first lady of the WCE, Wonder Woman are going to have Dragon babies in the year 2012.
Spokesman for the WCE PM, Sally Adolf Cicero, made the announcement to a packed press conference at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion of Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi. Said Cicero: "The First Couple of the WCE, unlike many Wuxi Expats, didn't spend the Spring Festival holiday playing video games and getting drunk! They had their honey moon! Tests taken today confirm that Wonder Woman is pregnant and her due date is in early October!"
The WCE PM spokesman didn't answer questions from the media after making the announcement.. When asked to give specific details of the conception, the WCE PM spokesman ordered fire hoses be let loose on the media members from the WCE Sexpat Gazette.
News of Wonder Woman's pregnancy resulted in massive celebrations throughout the Expatdom. All three Harry Moore Memorial Squares in Wuxi were quickly packed with hundreds of millions of celebrants many of whom decided to dance like drunken Cossacks in a Conga Line. In the Shanghai China Expatdom Colony, millions of Expats thronged the Bund and Nanjing Road to celebrate. In the Expatdoms of South America, governments were forced to declare it Carnivale time, as millions celebrated Prime del Ministre Mango Magnificto getting Mujer Maravilla embarazada! But the biggest and most heart-felt celebrations took place on Wonder Woman's native Paradise Island where she was a Amazon Princess before coming a super-heroine, confidante to Harry Moore, the first lady of the Wuxi China Expatdom and member of the Wuxi China Expatdom Justice League -- one hundred million Amazon princesses celebrated and begged for Harry Moore to come to their island and impregnate every one of them.
Wuxi China Expatdom Pubs also enjoyed brisk business after the announcement. At Gambay's Pub, one group toasted PM Mango for fourteen rounds. Many then went onto the streets carrying signs saying "Atta Boy Mango!"
Eight Billion voices were soon heard chanting in unison "WCE! WCE! WCE!"
Veteran observers of the Expatdom said the celebrations were nearly as huge as those that took place after the capture of the Ayatollah of Mordor -- former King of Wuxi.
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