HyLite English School has been voted the Wuxi China Expatdom's best English school for the eighth year in a row in a poll of Wuxi locals conducted by the Ipsus Cornway Polling Institute.
The results of the poll were as follows:
HyLite English 90%
Leprosy International English 3.8%
English Fungus (EF) 3.7%
Nanny Pants English 1%
Gob International English 0.5%
Cher English 0.4%
Midgetre English 0.3%
Pillage International English 0.2%
Englishy English 0.1%
For winning the poll, HyLite English School was presented with the prestigious Tennyson Shakespeare Trophy, emblematic of Wuxi China Expatdom English School supremacy. Andis Kaulins, head trainer at HyLite, was given the honor, this year of hoisting the trophy and carrying it on a victory lap around downtown Wuxi, China.
Later, three million attended a ticker-tape parade for HyLite on Wuxi's Zhongshan Road.
Asked why HyLite was so popular with Wuxi China English Students, Kaulins said "At HyLite we have a commitment to quality and we fire slacker teachers!"
I am mad about this.
ReplyDeleteSo I will go back to Ontario and break windows in the downtown of Toronto
Now there's a virility-indicating beard if ever I saw one - I'll bet those Swedish Bikini Women will be stampeding to get their hands (et al) on Andis Kaulins.
ReplyDeleteMy liege, the Duke of Brandon, shouldst thine life and limb be in peril, I shalst draw my sword, and come to thine rescue!