One Hundred Thousand get lost on first day of Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011

Karl Malden, commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force, the official governing body of Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011, reported that 3,000,047 searchers entered the Wuxi China Train Station yesterday, but only 2,899,989 came out at the end of the day.  The 100,000 or so searchers are now the third group, the second major group of importance, to have been lost in the underground tunnels of the newly expanded Wuxi China Train Station.

"Like the Swedish Bikini Team," said Commander Malden, "we don't know where the the hundred grand worth of searchers could have gone to.  It is a real mystery.   However, all of them are volunteers.  So I ask if anyone is taking a train and they see a person wearing a trench coat and rubber boots who looks very disoriented please call the Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 tip line by dialing 119.  Tell the operator you saw a man in trenchies and rubbers."

Asked how the search for the Swedish Bikini Team was progressing, Commander Malden said "We have found a bra top with the initials SBT and a name Ingrid on them.  Ingrid also appears in a copy of the Poolside Harry Moore that was discovered as well.  However, we are baffled by a torn and ripped set of swim trunks we found bearing the initials O.E. and D.H."