Search for the Swedish Bikini Team at the Wuxi China Train Station officially begins

The three hour official opening ceremony of Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011, featuring speeches, ribbon-cuttings, march-passes, fly-bys, dancers and music, was held today at the Wuxi China Train Station.  Eighty million people, including world dignitaries and celebrities like the Pope, the Emperor of Azania, the Wuxi Mayor, Michael Douglas, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Moore, Wuxi China Expatdom King Gorzo the Mighty. U.S. Vice President Joe Biden, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and the U.N. Secretary General attended.

During an impassioned speech which had the multitudes screaming "Hail Gorzo!", His majesty the King of Wuxi China Expatom Gorzo the Mighty told the searchers that the hopes of all humanity were with them as they were to brave severe Wuxi summer humidity and venture into the tunnels of the newly expanded Wuxi Train Station without maps.

Pope Benedict XVI ended the ceremony by conducting a mass in which prayers for the safety of the Swedish Bikini Team were uttered.  His holiness then cut the official ribbon and the searchers ran into the tunnels of the Wuxi China Station hoping to be the ones who would find the Swedish Bikiniers.