Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 Update: Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force members to be issued with balls of string

Karl Malden, commander of the WCEIEF which is responsible for conducting Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011, has announced that each WCEIEF member will be issued with 100 kilometers of string.  

Said Malden:  "Due to the increasing number of missing searchers, we thought it prudent that from now on we will insist that each member unwind their ball of string as they explore the tunnels below the Wuxi China Train Station."

The Swedish Bikini Team is believed to lost some in the tunnels of the Wuxi Train Station.  They had come to Wuxi to participate in the Wuxi China Expatdom Bikini Classic 2011.

Malden also announced that Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 will have to be postponed for a few days till three million balls of string can be acquired from suppliers.  "However," he added, "a new shipment of Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 memorabilia has come to the official IEF memorabilia shop and will go on sale right away.  You will now be able to buy anatomically correct dolls of each member of the missing Swedish Bikini Team.  Buy three and you will also get an anatomically correct doll of the reporter who is embedded with them, Orient Express."