Ontario, Canada Expats lost at Wuxi China Train Station

The newly expanded Wuxi Train Station, with its network of new tunnels and stairways, has claimed its first victims. 

Last week, seven Expats from Ontario, Canada, who had come to the station to catch a train to Shanghai went missing.  They were last seen entering a tunnel which should have taken them to a platforms on the north side of tracks.  Train officials say the seven Expats definitely did not board their train.  Experts on the foibles of Ontario, Canada Expats speculate that the missing Expats must have been confused by the signs, or had gone to the bathroom, or forgot why they were at the train station.

This is the fourth time this year that Ontario Expats in Wuxi have made headlines.  Earlier, seven Ontario Expats had gone missing after a protest at Harry Moore Square whre they were last seen demanding  pork chops and molasses.  In May, another seven Ontario Expats were swallowed by the Kraken in Lake Taihu.  And a group of ten Ontario Expats are still in hospital suffering from severe concussions after all tried to look inside a cupboard at the same time last week.

In response to the latest crisis, the Wuxi China Expatdom has created a new ministry to deal with the problems caused in the Expatdom by Expats from Ontario, Canada with a special department designed specifically to deal with Expats from Toronto.