Wuxi China Expatdom reporter Orient Express is embedded with the missing Swedish Bikini Team

In an exclusive phone interview with the Wuxi China Expatdom site, Orient Express a.k.a Dirt E Harrie, has revealed that he was embedded with the Swedish Bikini Team when they went missing in the tunnels of the newly expanded Wuxi China Station.

Orient Express said he didn't exactly know for sure where he and the Swedish Bikini Team were in the Train Station.  "We are definitely lost," said the most intrepid reporter in the Wuxi China Expatdom, "but the girls and I are making the best of it.  We are cuddling together to keep each other safe and comfy.  I am looking after the each member of the team personally, which is a lot of work because there are so many of them and only one of me!  The girls recognize this and are looking after me, yielding to my craven and passionate needs and desires."

 Orient Express ended the interview quickly saying something about wanting to save his battery power.   He said may file an update on the bikini team's safety in a day or two or three.

Commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force that is searching for the Swedish Bikini Team, Karl Malden, said the interview explained the missing swim trunks bearing the initials O.E. and D.H.  He regretted that the IEF technical support team could not put a trace on the mobile.  "I don't understand what Orient Express was thinking.  If only he talked to us longer, we could have pin-pointed his exact location in the tunnels of the newly-expanded Wuxi China Train Station!"