Franz Joseph Werner Beckenbauer, chancellor of the Wuxi China Expatdom Football Grounds, is proud of its 'two new natural grass fields that have the latest field drainage systems. He is even more proud of the new 250,000 main stadium that is so ingeniously constructed the farthest seat from the action is only ten meters away. But he is most proud of the Grounds' expanded shower facilities.
" The showers are really super-duper!" insists Werner Beckenbauer, "The water flows hot and sensuously like Al Gore never existed. You can control the flow and its colour, whether you want a trinkle, a strong tinkle, or a shaft of rainbow gold. The soap dispensers offer a choice of three kinds of soap: Irish Spring, Balsam Rose, and Northern California Bubblicious. Up to forty men can shower together in total fraternal and jocular fellowship in the common shower area. One need never worry about missing a spot! If your showering companions won't give you a thorough scrub, our staff of strong, virile masseurs will give you a good going over. And if your muscles are sore after a strenuous game of footie or footsie, whatever your choice, our crack and able staff of sports therapists all named Brucie will nurse you boo-boos!"
The Wuxi Expatdom Football Grounds are popular with Expats from Austrailia, Norway, Denmark, the Netherlands, England, Germany, and New Zealand.
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