Limbaugh is a good friend of Wuxi China Expatdom King Gorzo the Mighty. Gorzo has credited Limbaugh along with the likes of Milton Friedman, Frederic Hayek, Margaret Thatcher, and Ronald Reagan for a free-market mini-government philosophy that has seen the Wuxi China Expatdom thrive.
Gorzo, in a rare moment of Monarchial involvement in Wuxi China Expatdom affairs asked the Commissioner of the Wuxi China Expat Hall of Fame Kennesaw "Hui Shan Landis" to have Limbaugh inducted. Landis agreed with the induction suggestion and wondered why he hadn't thought of it himself.
Said Landis, "Limbaugh, besides having seven billion world-wide listeners and over-coming some painful afflictions, is a great humanitarian and sportsman. He has saved more lives than Communism and Nazism and Fascism have killed in all of history. As a football quarterback, he passed for over 10,000 yards in ten consecutive NFL seasons. He is the only football player to have won a pair of Grey Cups and Super Bowls. As a baseball player, he became the first to ever hit a thousand home runs in the major leagues. He is the only ice hockey player to have scored 150 goals in a NHL season. He is the only NBA player to scored two hundred points in a game. It is unlikely that any other NBA player will ever average 100 points per game in one season as he did in 1998. Limbaugh's numbers and his benefit for the human race are simply awesome. He may not have lived all that long in the Wuxi China Expatdom, but he has the spirit of a Wuxi China Expat!"
Two billion ditto-heads attended the induction ceremony. They cheered lustily as a 1776 meter tall golden statue of Limbaugh was unveiled on the grounds of the Wuxi China Expatdom Museum next to the statue of Harry Moore. They went into pandemonium as another 1776 meter tall statue was unveiled next to the statue of T.E. Lawrence.
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