U.S. Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney visits the Wuxi China Expatdom

U.S. Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney visited the Wuxi China Expatdom on Tuesday seeking an audience with the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom.

 

Romney told reporters, as he tried to find the King of Wuxi's modest flat in the Hui Shan District of Wuxi, China, that he had come to thank the King for the support he had given to his 2008 presidential run and ask for his endorsement again for 2012.  When told that the King of Wuxi who supported his presidential candidate, the Ayatollah of Mordor, was now in a detention facility on Canada's Hans Island awaiting trial for gruesome acts against humanity, Romney paused and said that he never really liked the Ayatollah of Mordor anyway, and that now that he thought of it. there was something shifty about him.

 

Romney was then asked about quotes he had made in 2008 where he said that "what he was to hair and plastic, the King of Wuxi was to pasty thighs and lard."  Romney said the quotes were taken out of context, and really that nothing could compare to his hair and his proven managerial experience.

 

When confronted with photos of he and the Ayatollah of Mordor cuddling and putting chocolate caramel balls into each other's mouth, Romney said that at least he wasn't using twitter to send photos of  his crotch to other people like Anthony Weiner.

 

Finally when shown photos of he and Ayatollah of Mordor posing in front of the Rhino at the Wu Culture Park in Wuxi, Romney told reporters to "@#$% ^&*!"

 

To add to Romney's frustrations, the current King of Wuxi, Gorzo the Mighty, refused to see him and left him with free coupons for persimmons and leech squishes at Kedi.