Wuxi China Expats are made of better stuff than other Expats. Wuxi China Expats never shirk a challenge. True Wuxi China Expats never leave ithe Expatdom in the Summer because that would mean missing the most challenging time of the year. By doing the following ten things in the Wuxi China Expatdom Summer humidity, a novice Wuxi China Expat will be be able obtain the manly aura of a true Wuxi China Expat:
- Go Swimming in Lake Taihu.
- Practice Naturism
- Wear a towel on one's head.
- Real the Poolside Harry Moore at the small beach at Lihu Lake.
- Stare at the wondrous photos in the Poolisde Harry Moore while sitting in an air-conditioned room.
- Read Harry Moore's latest novel, Achillius, a day in the life story of a Wuxi Expat which parallels the events of Homer's Iliad.
- Drink lots of cold beverages at Gambay's Pub, voted Wuxi China's best Expat Pub, in the 1912 Bar District.
- Hang out at one of the many bridge decks in the Wuxi China Expatdom.
- Go to an air-conditioned shopping center and try to find deodorant.
- Drink ice-coffees at the Cafe Santiago, recently voted Wuxi China's best expat coffee house, on Zhongshan Road near the #2 People's Hospital.
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