The Expat Drinker's Society, whose members meet dozens of time each day
in the prestigious inner sanctum sanctorum of Gambays, have declared Harry Moore
to be a dangerous adherent of teetotalism.
In an angry article published in the Society's newspaper, The Daily Dipsomaniac,
Moore is accused of sobriety, puritanical and boorish elitist standoffnishness, and
"absolutely no fun at all". Harry Moore's specific criminal behaviour is described
as "an undesirable tendency to avoid public, or private drunken buffoonery".
Further, that "Moore not only abstains from all intoxicating liquids, including
Tsingtao, but drinks only pure rainwater collected in old tin cans, buckets, and other
receptacles. And, even on special occasions, such as Sir Dean Martin's birthday, Moore
only consumes purified distilled H2O, which he obtains from car battery retailers".
The article concludes that Harry Moore's heinous crimes place him "in the
category of being Un-Expatish, Un-Australian, Un-Reguritating, Un-Unsteady On
His Feet, and of being the only Expat male Australian to ever leave the 1912
Bar District in a non-horizontal, stretcher-carried condition."
I disagree with those drunken louts.
ReplyDeleteHarry Moore is the truist, most blueist Wuxi Expat to walk the face of this god's green earth!