Swedish Bikini Team goes missing at Wuxi China Train Station

The mood of Wuxi China Expatdomites was subdued after reports circulated that the Swedish Bikini Team, scheduled to compete in Wuxi China Expatdom Bikini Classic 2011, had gone missing at the newly expanded Wuxi China Train Station.

The Swedish Bikini Team was said to have arrived at the Wuxi China Train Station and were even seen by onlookers to have gotten off their train without incident.  The team was last seen entering the subterranean tunnels that join the north and south parts of the Train Station.  

A crowd of thirty million Wuxi China Expatdomites that had come to greet the team, waited and waited at the South Train Station Square for three hours before being ushered away by police.

Wuxi China Train Station observers say that the newly added tunnels at the station have proven to be confusing both for the locals, Expadomites, and Expats.