There was no news on the search aspects of Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011. The Swedish Bikini Team is said to be lost in the tunnels of the Wuxi China train station. Said Malden: "I have ordered that no IEF members enter the tunnels of the Wuxi China Train Station till they have been issued with balls of string. Currently, we have put in an order for the string, and we expect it should arrive sometime tonight."
Malden did have good news about Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 official memorabilia. "Air Marshall Gregory Peck tells me that he has carpet-bombed factories and vendors dealing in fake SBTS 2011 memorabilia, and so those miscreants will be out of commission for the duration of the search. Sales of official Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 memorabilia have gone over five hundred million Chinese yuan. The anatomically correct Swedish Bikini Team member dolls have sold out. The official Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 App for the Iphone and Ipad has been downloaded 4 billion times. The Poolside Harry Moore: the Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 edition has already gone into it's twentieth printing. And a billion liters of Swedish Bikini Team Wuxi China Lager have been drunk at Gambay's Pub and at the Santiago Cafe."
Air Marshal Gregory Peck, now, what Expatdom anywhere could match who we here have leading our air force?
ReplyDelete- I mean, the man himself - such dignity,
such authority, such a 'man's man'.
- Even his name, 'GREGORY Peck', commands respect, surely? And nobody would ever dare
address him as 'Greg' (Peck), no-sir. I can imagine 'Greg Peck's Used Cars', as being appropriate elswehere, but not for our Air Marshal!
- yes, we give thanks that the Expatdom is protected by a man who is still, now, proud to come from an age when men were real-men!!