Wuxi China Expatdom to hold Nude and Naturist World Snooker Championships

Wuxi, China has become a snooker hotbed of sorts due to famous local players such as Ding Junhui and Liang Wenbo.  Recently, it hosted the Wuxi Classic snooker tournament featuring local stars and word-class snooker players.

Now, thanks to Wuxi China Expatdom King Gorzo the Mighty and his people's Prime Minister Mango who have contributed to the Expatdom's increasing global presence, the World Championships of both Nudist and Naturist Snooker will come to the Expatdom.  The two world championships will be held simultaneously in the 60,000 seat Dorothy Chandler Pavilion of Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District of China in August.  

Wuxi China Expatdom Snooker Commissioner  Angus "sticks" Murphy proudly announced the Expatdom's plans to host the tournaments at a press conference held at the Dorothy Sayers Lunch Room of the Santiago Cafe across the street from the Wanda Plaza in the Hui Shan District of Wuxi, China.  Murphy, when asked if the two tournaments would hold a "Super Bowl" championship final, could only say "we will have to see!" in a demure, but coy manner.

What are the differences between Nudist and Naturist snooker?  Both play by the same rules on the same kinds of tables, but the traditions and behavior surrounding the two games are much different.  Nudist snookerers believe that wearing clothes and keeping score are "bourgeois conceits."  Nudist snookerers believe in let it all hang out, and that opposing players should hug and pat each other after successful shots.  Furthermore, the player who wins the game is not said to have won, but to have been more fortunate.  Consequently, it is hard to determine who is the real World Champion of Nudist Snooker.  Naturist Snooker players believe that snooker should be played as God intended it before the fall of man and his ejection from the Garden of Eden.  So, Naturist believe that snooker is a competitive game with winners and losers, where the winners are humble and the losers are gracious.  The greatest Naturist Snooker player of all-time is Saint Augustine of Hippo who won ten consecutive world naturist championships from 2000 to 2009.  In 2010, Augustine was dethroned by current champion Mark Williams from South Wales.