Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 Update: International Expeditionary Force in tangle.

"It seemed like a good idea at the time!"

 

This is all that Karl Malden, the commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force that is looking for the Swedish Bikini Team, could say another disastrous day of searching.  One million members of the WCEIEF became entangled in string on the first day of phase two of Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011.  2.7 million WCEIEF members had been issued string which they were to unwind as they entered the tunnels of the newly-expanded Wuxi, China train station.  One million of the searchers who had waited three days for the issuance of the string, became entangled within an hour of the search resuming.

 

"The WCEIEF has set up a special blue-ribbon commission to decide what to do next!" announced Malden.  "Many of the searchers are so entangled, they can't move.  We have to decide whether to cut them loose, or let them instead be part of a permanent watch in the tunnels making sure no one ever gets lost again.  This commission will convene next week, and will hopefully come up with a decision on what to do as soon as my term as WCEIEF commander is finished and I have my pension!"

 

With one million entangled in string, the WCEIEF has now lost nearly 1.3 million searchers in Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011.  Three hundred thousand searchers are still lost in the tunnels from earlier days of searching.