Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force immediately begins search for missing Swedish Bikini Team

With blitzkrieg, leopard-like quickness, Karl Malden, commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force (WCEIEF), convened a press conference to announce his search team's plan to find the missing Swedish Bikini Team (SBT).  The SBT went missing in newly added tunnels of the Wuxi China Station on Saturday.

Said Malden, "I am proud to announce that through WCEIEF mobilization efforts and Wuxi China Expatdomite and Expat volunteerism, we will have three million people able to participate in the search.  Seeing how we had only five people participate in the search for the missing Ontario, Canada Expats, I find the amount of people participating in this search to be very gratifying.  I am gladdened to hear that some Wuxi Expats even have left their bar stools to join in the search!  It is six hundred thousand fold increase, you'll see, if you do the math!"

Asked if the Wuxi humidity which had postponed the search for the missing Ontario, Canada Expats, would be a factor in the SBT 2011 search Malden answered, "What is a little sweat, when the fate of one's fellow beings are at stake?  What the IEF is doing, to paraphrase Dickens or somebody, is a finer thing than it have ever done and ever will do.  I think all the volunteers have been inspired by the sacrifice of Christ on the cross for humanity.  And think of Mother Teresa's love of the lowest of the low, the poor, in Calcutta.  There has got to somehow be a connection with that and the massive swell of search volunteers.  Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 will represent man at his best, his most noblest, his most caring, his most courageous, and his most utterly selfless........  Yes indeed, you can ask about the humidity, and I can tell you who cares!  Tis nothing but a few drops that can be easily replenished at Gambay's or the Santiago Cafe -- the official drinking establishments of Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011."

Asked if the marketing was in place for Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011, Malden said, "Our marketing team, our sales team, our product development team, and our product manufacturing team has been on the ball for this one.  Already, we have an official Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 logo which can be found on t-shirts, cups, and caps at the IEF official memorabilia store.  Within a couple of days, you can expect to see official bobble-head and bobble-chest dolls of the missing Swedish Bikiniers and the IEF Command Team."

The Swedish Bikini Team had arrived at the Wuxi China station in preparation for the Wuxi China Expatdom Bikini Team Classic which is to be held at the Santiago Cafe in Wuxi.