Hunky Bill wins Wuxi China Expatdom Perogy Classic 2011

Hunky Bill of Hunky Bill's Perogies in the Wuxi New District has won the 2011 Wuxi China Expatdom Perogy Classic. Hunky beat out Vern Funk of Funkenstein's Perogies and Sir Guy Rodgers of the Lion's Head Perogies in the final.

Hunky Bill choose to make his classic bacon and cheese perogy for the final competition; Funk took a gamble and tried to impress the judges with his new tofu recipe; Sir Guy Rodgers of the Lion's Head Perogy, the third finals competitor, made boiled beef perogies. When the judges sampled the perogies, it only took them twenty minutes to return with a verdict declaring Hunky Bill the perogy champion of the Wuxi China Expatdom and the new holder of the Shevchenko Cup.

Hunky Bill's victory ended the four year reign of Funkenstein's Perogies as the Shevchenko Cup holder. Perogy observers, the world over, see Hunky Bill starting a perogy dynasty of his own. Erika Eleniak, editor of Perogy Illustrated, said: "Hunky Bill is the Bobby Orr, Babe Ruth, Wayne Gretzky, Tiger Woods, and Harry Moore of perogy-making."

At the award ceremony following the winning verdict, Hunky Bill was presented the Shevchenko Cup by Her Majesty and World First Lady Boxing Champion, Queen Ayira: The Chosen One. After doing three victory laps with the Cup around the Wuxi Landlord's Stadium for the standing room crowd of one million spectators, Hunky Bill rode in a four thousand car motorcade down Zhongshan Road for a ticker tape parade attended by an estimated forty million people.

Yaroslav the Wise, Wuxi China Expatdom Perogy Classic organizer, declared this year's Perogy classic to be a tremendous success. Said Yaroslav: "The 2011 classic was attended by one hundred million spectators. The final was watched by seven zillion trillion beings on galaxy-wide television. With the WCE Perogy Classic here in the WCE and Wuxi China having one hundred thousand perogy shops and emporiums -- the most outside of Kiev -- the WCE has put itself on the perogy map of the universe!"