This stunning news was revealed to the World Media at a press conference held at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion of Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District. The conference was convened by Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister Mango who made the announcement.
PM Mango said there were three focal points for the feral expat problem: some English Schools, the Wuxi New District, and Venice Gardens. "The schools with the feral expats are Leprosy International English, Deceit International English, and English Fungus. If you see teachers from these schools, put on a loin cloth, wave a spear, and go "bogga bogga bogga!" They will think of you as a friend. The feral expats living in the New District and Venice Gardens, however, are more of a problem. If you approach the lair of these Expats, you are sure to be bombarded with rotten fruit and feces. The only thing one can do in these situations is phone the WCE P.D. I have authorized Chief Inspector Harry Callahan and his department to shoot feral expats, from the Wuxi New District and Venice Gardens, on sight."
This manifestation of the feral crash-pad
ReplyDeletephenomenon, in the WCE, is of profound interest to me.
I intend to travel to the Expatdom so as to conduct field-work research, and then expound some explanations, based on the linear-human-dynamics model,which will lay the groundwork for a (ground-breaking) new sociological school of thought. From these very helpful descriptions above, I postulate that the feral Expat Teachers (FETs), have moved from individualism and fragmentation to a collective identity, i.e., the classic "tribal base".
I regard the bogga bogga bogga as a confirmation of my earlier works on the communicative aspects of the disenfranchised,
anthropologically-based, feralian tendency towards the Drop Out Syndrome.
Alternatively, there is the possibility that my assumptions have been based on the orthodox enviromentalist model, in which case the WCE ferals' behaviours may simply fit into the 'going native' category.
Nevertheless, Prof Kaulins' observations are fascinating; surely deserving of systemic-evidence-based studies. Just one question, before I can make my way to the WCE - - do these
feral expats smell really awful?
I suspect that the above-comment wasn't written
ReplyDeleteby the REAL Marshall McLuhan, but by an impostor!
The real Marshall McLuhan is already IN the Expatdom, doing some grand-unified-theorizing.
Hey Marshall! Are you going to wedding? Pope Benedict XVI is presiding!!
ReplyDeleteI sure would like to be at the nuptials, yes.
ReplyDeletePierre Elliot Trudeau and I had a lover's tiff,
and we're now estranged, so would that qualify me for an epiphany???