The Times (London): "Every photograph is blurred, and the
narrative is all over the place, like a
dog's breakfast. And 'Harry Moore'? - never
heard of him.
What do the goddamn critics know? I am sick of their blithering philistine pig ignorance. The New York Times and the supporters of the Ayatollah of Mordor should maybe get out of their slime-encrusted grottoes every once in a while and see what real decent people are up to.
How can they not be aware that 100 billion zillion copies of the Poolside Harry Moore have been sold in the Galaxy? That's more copies of the Bible, the Koran, and Playboy combined.
The average earthling has twenty copies of the book. I have heard that there are Muslims who have more copies of the PHM than the Koran. An untouchable in India has ten copies of PHM in his house and lounge. The Library of Congress has had to double in size to house all the editions of PHM, which has been translated into a million languages, and the studies of it. I estimate that one trillion people have learned to read and write wonderful prose because of PHM.
Clearly, PHM has given much joy to mankind, and will do so, for millions of years to come. But there is nothing the out-touch-of-elitists hate than something popular that they can't put their grubby hands on!
What do the goddamn critics know? I am sick of their blithering philistine pig ignorance. The New York Times and the supporters of the Ayatollah of Mordor should maybe get out of their slime-encrusted grottoes every once in a while and see what real decent people are up to.
ReplyDeleteHow can they not be aware that 100 billion zillion copies of the Poolside Harry Moore have been sold in the Galaxy? That's more copies of the Bible, the Koran, and Playboy combined.
The average earthling has twenty copies of the book. I have heard that there are Muslims who have more copies of the PHM than the Koran. An untouchable in India has ten copies of PHM in his house and lounge. The Library of Congress has had to double in size to house all the editions of PHM, which has been translated into a million languages, and the studies of it. I estimate that one trillion people have learned to read and write wonderful prose because of PHM.
Clearly, PHM has given much joy to mankind, and will do so, for millions of years to come. But there is nothing the out-touch-of-elitists hate than something popular that they can't put their grubby hands on!
The critics can go jump in a lake!
The Poolside Harry Moore book so mercilessly
ReplyDeleteravaged by the critics is not the same as the real edition that is available in the WCE.
There are two Harry Moores.
The one cited above is an inferior, plagiarized version, penned by 'Harry N.Moore', a Kiwi, of the Changchun Expatdom.
I guess that the next allegation will be that I am not 'the' real G.Gordon Liddy.
Thanks for the information.
ReplyDeleteI will have Harry N. Moore taken out.