Duston Short, midget Sumo Wrestling Champion of the Wuxi China Expatdom and a recently hired English Teacher at Deceit International English, is proud of his ability to squat like a local. However, when he goes to a Wuxi public W.C., he says the locals make him feel like a public washroom parnevu.
Said Short: "Me goes into public bathroom, leave open door, so me can show-squat and smoke for them, and they don't accept me. They look at I strange-like and laugh They make I cry-want. Boo Hoo Hoo! And I lose so many pants to learn squatting! Waste that has was to be."
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