Wuxi Expat First Lady would rather fight than switch cigarette brands

Lucky Strike Smoker Wonder Woman, an Amazon princess and wife of the Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister, would rather fight than switch cigarette brands.

Said Wonder Woman: "What a wedding I had! And what a cigarette! Why was I smoking a Lucky during the ceremony? Lucky is so much a part of the special moments in our lives. And the fact is that Luckies taste so good. They are rich, mellow, and thoroughly pleasant. Luckies taste better than other cigarettes, first of all, because Lucky Strike means only the finest tobacco is picked. Then this tobacco is toasted to taste even better."

Asked if she would switch brands ever, Wonder Woman said: "Anyone who tries to make me switch will get rung by the neck with my magic lasso! And that includes my darling Mango! So if you are in the Wuxi China Expatdom hanging out at Gambays's, the Santiago Cafe, or the Chestnut Pub, strike up a Lucky, the best-tasting cigarette in the universe."