Asked how the the Wuxi Wildlife Safari Park's search operation was proceeding, Commander Malden said: "having wild animals from the Wuxi Wildlife Safari Park search the tunnels under the Wuxi Train Station was a dumb idea. I am starting to think it was the something the Ayatollah of Mordor would have thought of. The animals, after eating corpses of those drowned during the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy's search of the tunnels, have sat around satiated and have taken to occasionally scaring train passengers. Some of the animals are carrying on with the feral Expats from Suzhou, China in a most frightful and shocking manner that offends my Victorian sensibilities!"
Malden then quickly changed the topic from the search to the Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 memorabilia sales. "We have now sold one hundred trillion's yuan worth of memorabilia, I am proud to say. We have also secured an exclusive license to sell Mango -- Wonder Woman Wedding memorabilia. I am sure many will like the bobble head dolls. We believe that there is a great marketing synergy to be had between the wedding and the search. I believe that our Swedish Wonder Woman Bikini Team posters and gear will be very popular! And then there is a poster of the Wuxi China Expatdom Justice League posing as a group in a Naturist idiom -- it has to be seen to be really appreciated. I can't stopped panting now that I have seen it!"
Has there been any news from the DA's Office
ReplyDeleteyet about the extradition, and trial here, of the Ayat of Mordor?
Or, maybe, is it better that he is left there, in Guantanemara, for a just a little while longer....like, 35 years?
Right now, the prosecution is collecting and analyzing evidence. The enormity of the crimes committed by the Ayatollah of Mordor will shock even the most hardened J.F.!
ReplyDeleteCurrently, the prosecution is analyzing the discarded undershorts of the Ayatollah. They are looking for evidence of missing caramel balls and caramel ball plant workers.
As for the defense team, we are still looking for someone to supply counsel to the Ayatollah during his trial. Unfortunately, no one wants to work for his defense. I have seen lawyers cut their arms off rather than defend him. One lawyer even decided to quit lawyering, join a monastery, and live a life of honesty -- that is how much he was daunted by the possibility of forever being remembered as the Ayatollah's defense lawyer.
Thanks for mentioning Guantanemara. People who criticize Guantanamo one and two, haven't heard of the hell hole called Guantanemara!
Con sie la Guantanemara!
Con sie le Guantanemara!