Sunday, August 14, 2011

Tardy Wuxi China EnglishTeachers attempt to riot in the 1912 Bar District.

Members of the Tardy Wuxi Expat English Teachers Association, TWEETA, inspired by riots in England, attempted to start their own riot in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi China on Sunday.  Saying they were sick of being hassled on account of being late for classes, the tardy teachers decided to break windows at Gambay's.
 
They had planned to meet at ten p.m. to start the riot.  However most of them, including riot organizer and TWEETA chairman Duston Short were late.  When they did arrive, Inspector Harry Callahan shot them before reading the riot act.  Callahan said if they didn't see the need to follow a schedule, he didn't see the need either.

1 comment:

  1. Field Marshal MontgomeryAugust 16, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    There are rumours going around the
    1912 Bar District that the WCE is going to
    build a gigantic new stadium for
    spectator-riots and arguments - 'The Hyper-Bole'

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