Monday, August 22, 2011

Kaulins Towers Nears Completion in Wuxi China Expatdom





KEY FACTS:

- tallest-known structure in the Solar System;

- height: un-measurable;

- floors 1-28: WCE Administrative offices;

- floors 67-75: King Gorzo The Mighty's Throne Room

- floors 126-127: Andis Kaulins' Library and Reading Room; Andis Kaulins'
Lunch Room. Accessed by the fastest elevators ever built.
Powered by Saturn V Booster rockets (Ex-NASA Jet Propulsion
Laboratory).

- floors 2296-2375: The Tony Kaulins/Kaulins Family Private VIP Suites. Admittance by Invitation Only. Sixteen indoor swimming pools. Mega-plex Home Cinema.

- Estimated Completion Date: Prime Minister Mango said that it will be opened,
by Mayor Sam Katz, not later than December 22nd. However, the formal, official opening will be on August 23rd next year.

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