Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister to marry Wonder Woman



In a announcement that stunned the wagering community and disappointed millions of male admirers, it was revealed that Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister Mango is engaged to wed Wonder Woman, the Amazon Princes and Superherioine. The nuptials are scheduled to take place at the Wuxi Church near HyLite Language School on August 23, Tony Kaulins day in the Expatdom.

PM Mango, at the press conference, said this about his bride-to-be: "Wonder Woman my love! I am waiting for you and the power you possess in your satin tights! We will be side-by-side fighting for our rights, the red white and blue, and now the Wuxi China Expatdom! I think the world will be ready for us and the wonders that we can do! We will make hawks doves, stop war with love, and make liars tell the truth! Wonder Woman! Together we will get the world out from under! Make the U.S. pay down its debt! With my charm and your magic, we will stop bullets cold! The lefties will fold, change their minds and change the world!"

PM Mango declined to answer questions about how the marriage had come about, saying only that all would be revealed in good time in a book that the great writer Harry Moore had been commissioned to write.

The Wuxi China Expatdom community was stunned by Mango's choice of marriage partner. "No one put money on Mango marrying Wonder Woman. And by the time of the Mango press conference, one trillion USD had been bet."

Many of Mango's millions of male admirers are reported to be contemplating suicide.

President Bill Clinton, one of Mango's most famous and ardent admirers, has reportedly tried to come to the Wuxi China Expatdom by way of North Korea to stop the wedding form happening.

However, some Mango fanatics are saying that Wonder Woman is perhaps the perfect mate for Mango. Said Mango admirer Chuck Norris: "Both Mango and Wonder Woman possess a sex appeall that transcends the actual physical act of sex. If they actually had sex it would surprise me. Some rare beings are meant for better things!"

7 comments:

  1. This wedding, on August 23 will probably be the
    most joyous and momentous event in the history of the Expatdom.

    I'm just wondering who will actually officiate, perform, the ceremony - it will have to be someone of high stature, I'd imagine.

    - and, will the adjoining Hylite School be the venue for the 3-day reception, and the 5 billion xpat guests, who'll attend? There'll be hong baos flying in all directions!

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  2. This wedding, on August 23 will probably be the
    most joyous and momentous event in the history of the Expatdom.

    I'm just wondering who will actually officiate, perform, the ceremony - it will have to be someone of high stature, I'd imagine.

    - and, will the adjoining Hylite School be the venue for the 3-day reception, and the 5 billion xpat guests, who'll attend? There'll be hong baos flying in all directions!

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  3. Dirt, you bonehead, is the new-fangled
    computer/Net technology too diffficult for you or something?
    Get yourself back to blogosphere school, and get some lessons in how to write comments!

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  4. Looks like I will be officiating the ceremony.

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  5. Thanks for the info! Your Holiness! Your Majesty!

    What a great honor it is for me to have such eminent personages make comments on my modest blog.

    BTW, Sir Dirty, the Mango wedding will be the second greatest wedding of all time. The first was the Gorzo - Ayira wedding that took place earlier this year.

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  6. Well, since the top jobs appear to have been taken, can I be a bridesmaid, or flower-boy,
    carrying a pretty bouquet?
    Or, confetti-sweeper?

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