A Country and Western Saloon Bar Street opens in the Wuxi China Expatdom

The Wuxi China Expatdom now has its own Wild West territory now that the Double Happiness Country and Western Saloon Bar Street has opened in the Hui Shan New Economic Development Zone area.

With over 3,000 Bars and Saloons including Hang Em Hai, Midnight Kau Boy, Bobby's Ganbei Bar, Tanglefoot's, The Bull's Head, the Chicken's Feet, the Pig's Stomach, the Happy Bottom Drink House, Miss Kitty's Country Club, The Ornery Dragon, The Cactus Panda, Bamboozle's, Bend An El-Bao and the Triple Ante, the Double Happiness Country and Western Saloon Street has already surpassed all of Nashville and Texas as the place for Cowboy Expats to go.

Abraham "Tex Mex Oklahoma Montano Wild Earp" Gulch, Manager of the Double H, tells the Wuxi China Expatdom Blog that there is more than just drinking and bargirling and playing poker for patrons to pass their time.  "We also got cinemas showing every John Wayne movie ever made, 100,000 horses to rent, 4,000 miles of creeks in which ye can prospect for gold, 2,000,000 authentic red-skinned Indians from America and New Delhi whom you can challenge if you don't mind taking a chance on losing your scalp, and of course the Super-Duper Grand Ole Oprey which is twenty times the size of the original and for which we have signed Country Music stars Garth Creeks, Johnny Credit Card, Johnny Cash Junior, Hall H. Tom, Ron Lindstadt, thirty nude Dolly Partons, and the Brisbany Chicks to perform exclusively for the next twenty years!  And you won't want to miss the Wuxi China Expatdom Rodeo which runs everyday of the year except Christmas!  But if you really want a challenge you will have to see if you can out-draw Chief Inspector Harry Callahan, currently the quickest draw in the Expatdom and all its colonies!  His record after the first day is 144-0!"

Wuxi China Expats, to a man, said they "was pretty excited" by the new Country & Western Bar Street.  Hans Zimmerman, from Germany, a self-described fan of Duke John Wayne, said he looked forward to giving his long underwear an evening off and wearing but nothing but chaps.  McNulty, an Expat from Baltimore Maryland, said he looked forward to using his spurs on horses for the first time, as well as being able to buy nooses at the one billion square meter Triple H General Store.  John Hefner, co-leader of Wuxi China Expatdom Feminist-Sexpat Alliance, said he looked forward to seeing Dolly Parton's pair.  Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy Commander Admiral Lloyd Bridges said he hoped the Double H had a place he could tie up his sea-horse Bessie.  Duston Short, from Ontario, Canada said he was excited about the Double H because the way he figured it, he had an aptitude for cowboying since he has always been compared to a horse's rear end.  

Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President Harry Moore, who is has become tired of being shot at by disparate factions of the WCEFAS, was convinced to make a speech at the Double H's official opening ceremony, to be held on Tuesday, about his thousand favorite Western movies of all time.  He only agreed after the bullet-proof bubble from which he would speak had air conditioning and central heating installed.