Leader of the Japanese Expatdom delegation visiting the Wuxi China Expatdom, Aaron Rodgers, said that there a multitude of reasons that Expatriates living in Japan wanted to be subjects of his majesty, the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Gorzo the Mighty.
"Firstly!", said Rodgers who is the starting quarterback of the Tokyo Imperial Packers of the Japan Expat Football League, "We are admiring and envious of all that you have here in the Wuxi China Expatdom. We look across the sea at you and are full of jealousy. What Gorzo has accomplished in the last year is simply miraculous, even if it has looked easy for him!"
"Secondly!", said Rodgers, "We have too many robot expats in JE's. We really need more humans. And the WCE, with a population now of over forty million expats, can surely spare us some. We would gladly take your Ontario, Canada expats off your hands!"
"Thirdly, the Expats we do have in the TJE and the YJE and the HJE are really sad stuff. They are wet-pant pansies who worry constantly about Tsunamis, giant lizards, giant mosquitoes, and nuclear radiation. We hope that we can encourage some of your more prominent Expats like Harry Moore, Harry Callahan, Admiral Lloyd Bridges, Colonel Harlan Sanders, and Rabbi Benny Moskovitz to come here and breed! Improve our stock as it were! I know hope that your Chief Inspector Callahan can arrest that giant marauding lizard!"
"Finally, we want Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society president Harry Moore to star in the latest Godzilla movie, and to reprise his great speech he made about Japanese movies on his recent visit to Tokyo."
President Moore, who is also minister in charge of Wuxi China Expatdom colonies, laughed heartily and threw back his dazzling dark locks, when he heard he had more work to do. "There is nothing I like more than to bring a little light into the dark lives of those who don't live in the Wuxi China Expatdom!" said the President/Minister.
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