Curmudgeon finds it hard to be Curmudgeonly in the Wuxi China Expatdom

In an exclusive interview with the Wuxi China Expatdom Blog, the Expatdom's leading curmudgeon Larry Drysdale said "things used to be for shit in the WCE" but now have gotten so much better that he has nothing to be curmudgeonly about.

Said Drysdale, an American manufacturer, "In the dark days of the Ayatollah of Mordor, I needed two bodies to satisfy all my curmudgeony urges.  The King of Wuxi then was a wanker.  All the pubs sucked!  There were too many Germans and Canadians and Brits and and Frenchmen and Sodomites and Democrats and Australians and Episcopalians and Fecal Heads and Anarchists and Hippies and Caramel Ball Eaters and Obama Lovers and Socialists and Nudists and morons and jerks and a-holes and n-holes and o-holes and Fascists and Communists and Feminists and Sexpats and Fat Perverts and lazy-lay-abouts and mountebanks and leeches in the Expatdom.  Law and Order was then so bad that I had to take justice in my own hands.  Everyday, I was shooting at government workers coming onto my property.  Now, His majesty King Gorzo the Mighty is so sensible that I can't think of a bad thing to say about him and his wife.  And remember I am the guy who said Harry Moore is .00000000001 percent imperfect and that fine French Wine tasted like u-rine!  The Wuxi China Expatdom is now what it was like in my day!"

Asked about the bad state of English Teaching in the Wuxi China Expatdom, Drysdale said "Of course, that is still for shit, but Chief Inspector Callahan and his protege McNulty know how to deal with that.  I said that most Wuxi English Teachers should be put in cages and put on display at the Wuxi Zoo, but Callahan and McNulty are doing things to the Wuxi China Expatdom that make it hard for me to complain  Bravo, I say to throwing them in the canals!"

Asked if he was still using his shotgun, Drysdale said he was only using it to go hunting.  "Since the government now leaves me alone, there is nothing I like better than hunting for elephant in the Wuxi China Expatdom!"

Drysdale also offered his opinions on the passing away on the death of Andy Rooney.  "He was old so it was only natural that he passed away!" Drysdale declared before calling the interviewer a ninny and asking him to phrase the question properly.  Then asked for his opinions on Rooney in live, Drysdale said "That shithead was a pseudo-curmudgeon.  Not once did he shoot at the other a-holes on that  60 seconds of stupidity stretched out to 60 minutes show!"