Gorzo the Mighty declared King of China Expats

Wuxi China Expatdom King Gorzo the Mighty has been proclaimed King of all China Expats.  "With every Expat community in China now a colony of Wuxi China Expatdom, it is only right and proper that his majesty be declared King of all China Expats" said Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister Mango who took the initiative and made a proclamation declaring Gorzo to the the China Expat King to crowd of four hundred billion people who packed and stacked themselves into Harry Moore Memorial Square Silver.

Among the throng at the HMMSS, were leaders or representatives from every other Expatdom in China. 

After the proclamation, the crowd formed the longest conga-line in human history and chanted: Long live Gorzo! 

For many of the colonials, the proclamation was a very emotional moment.  "Our dreams have come true" said Saul Pudkin, a Shanghai China Expat.  Tears came to Pudkin's eyes as he said:  "Being a Wuxi China Expatdom colonial is so much more wonderful and better than I could ever have dreamed. Who would have imagined that by becoming part of the Wuxi China Expatdom, we would get V.I.P. cards for Gambay's and the Chestnut Pub, and a ten percent discount coupon for a copy of the Poolside Harry Moore!"

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada and Brisbane, Australia were the first World Expatdoms to recognize Prime Minister Mango's declaration. 

Israel edged out France and Iran by three seconds to be the first world country to recognize Gorzo as the China Expatdom King.