Above: E Hemingway shows off a fish he caught in the junior fishing pond of Lake Taihu.Wuxi China Expatdom -- Thanks to the subduing of the Kraken and the constant patrol of Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy commanded by Admiral Lloyd Bridges, Wuxi China Expatdom's Lake Taihu has become the World's number one destination for sport tuna and marlin fishing.
Santiago Manolin, a Wuxi Expat who has fished Taihu for fifty years, says "that ever since Admiral Lloyd and the boys subdued the Kraken, the Tuna and the Marlin in Taihu are now bigger than Sperm Whales. They used to be half the size of the ones you can catch near Cuba. Just last week, I had a marlin pull my skiff for five days before I was finally able to harpoon it in the side. I have taken the money I got for back at the Wuxi fish market and bought myself a Porsche Cayenne."
Manolin also credits the constant patrol of the WCERN for the increased size of the Tuna and Marlin in Taihu. "There are a lot of great white sharks in Taihu that were constantly feeding on the marlins and tuna before they could grow to full maturity. Admiral Lloyd, as you may know, loves nothing better than to jump in water and fight the great whites. And when he is not around, the great whites also have to worry about his battleships dropping depth charges into their housing projects letting them know who is boss!"
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