Will Harry Moore become the Minister of Wuxi China Expatdom Colonies?

The Wuxi China Expatdom is rife with rumors that Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation President and two-time Wuxi China Expatdom Hall of Fame inductee Harry Moore will be appointed Minister in charge of the Wuxi China Expatdom Colonies.

Five of the six colonies have begged Wuxi China Expatdom King Gorzo the Mighty that President Moore be appointed their governor.  Moore is currently on a World speaking corner that has been rapturously received by audiences as diverse as Democrats, Republicans, Evangelical Christians, poker and bridge players, and militant atheists who have often, at the conclusion of Moore's speeches, embraced together in mile-long nude conga lines of universal brotherhood and fraternity.  Not appointing the charismatic Moore as colonial governor could possibly make the colonies suffer from really bad self-esteem, and result in their forever having colonial status. 

King Gorzo the Mighty is reported in be a week long conference with advisers on appointing colonial governors.

Complicating the decision is that Moore has committed to be the head producer, director, and leading actor of the one thousand films that the Wuxi China Expatdom Mammoth movie studio will produce over the next two years.

Moore who is currently involved in casting his co-starlets for the new James Bond movie:  Doctor Strangelove's Diamond Thunder Balls and Golden Guns are twice forever never on Her Majesty's Service, was unavailable for comment.