Three thousand Wuxi Expats executed for violating curfew

Three thousand Wuxi Expats were executed after violating a midnight curfew that had been declared by Lieutenant McNulty, acting Chief Inspector of the Royal Wuxi China Exaptdom Mounted Police (RWCEMP).  All the Expats were arrested and summarily executed on the order of McNulty if they were found on the streets after midnight Friday night.

Prime Minister Mango admitted surprise at the curfew.  "It wasn't my idea!" insisted the PM.

One Expat who managed to escape being executed, said he had heard about the curfew but thought it was a Thanksgiving Day joke.  "My friends too, as well, thought a joke it was!" said the Expat Duston Short, an English Teacher, who insisted on not being identified in media reports.

His Majesty the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Gorzo the Mighty expressed sympathy for the deaths but didn't apologize for them.  "Most of those executed were English Teachers so it was no big loss!"

The regular RWCEMP CI Harry Callahan, who was carrying out his governorship duties in the Suzhou China Expatdom Colony, blamed the executions on McNulty's over-enthusiasm for dealing with English Teaching Punks.  "I will have a talk with McNulty in my office when I get back!" said CI Callahan in an interview with WCE Blogspot.

CI Callahan later told WCE wordpress that the curfew would still be in effect till he got back from the SCE.  "I look at the curfew as an interesting experiment."