Wuxi China Expat King's App downloaded one zillion times

The Gorzo the Mighty App, the official App, for the I-phone and I-pad, of the Wuxi China Expatdom, has been downloaded one zillion times in the three hours since it was made available at the I-tunes store.

The App, which features a live webcam feed from Gorzo's head, one thousand books of his wisdom, photos of Harry Moore, a 3D version of the Poolside Harry Moore, wedding photos of Prime Minister Mango and Wonder Woman, the Wuxi China Expatdom Rifle Association Simulator, a complete 3D map of the Expatdom, one billion documents chronicling the crimes of the Ayatollah of Mordor, a virtual tour of the Wuxi China Expatdom Hall of Fame, applications to be a colony of the Wuxi China Expatdom, and millions of others surprises, has been downloaded so fast that many major cities in the world are now on fire.  

However, authorities at the I-tunes store fear that taking the App off the I-tunes page may result in rioting and fatalities.  Said the mayor of Winnipeg, Canada, Sam Katz: "Better that there be loss of property than loss of life.  I applaud the decision of Apple to keep the Gorzo App on the I-tunes store!"

Apple officials said no decision has been made about whether it would be prudent to delay the Poolside Harry Moore and Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society Apps.